~ A Filmed Commercial Advertisement ~
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Song: "Come see Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. Hand-filmed at set that's in New Zee-e-land!"
Viggo: "Look lively! Look.............lively."
Ian McKellan: "That Aragorn's going to give the 30's Homestar nightmares."
(This parodies "Mr. Shmallow.")
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